um, OUCH! that about sums up how i'm feeling. seriously like i got run over. or like i worked out yeah right, me workout! and my chest took a whippin'.
apparently i was pretty funny before surgery. i got a valium to calm me before anything went down. good stuff. very good stuff. i don't even remember taking off my pants! the next thing i knew i was in recovery. don't remember much of that either...just some "floaty" voices. then i was here in the room. on drugs. good good drugs.
i've got all sorts of drains and tubes and whatnots hanging from me. feels like my gown is going to slip off sometimes. but it wouldn't really matter since there's nothing to see, huh? i'm calling it a "non nip slip"! haha! it's a whole ordeal to get to the bathroom but i have to do it. and very often! we even knocked a lamp off the bedside table and broke a bulb while trying to get me hooked/unhooked. oops!
so now we're just hangin' out at the hospital while i drain, drain, drain. i have 7 of these bad boys hooked up to me. they are GROSS! but whatever. i'd rather that mess come out than be inside me!
just got awesome news that my friend Jamie is headed this way with Krispy Kreme doughnuts. woohoo! i think that is exactly the kind of breakfast i need.
vicki out. peace!
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